The best kind of tetherball ...

is unicorn tetherball.
I added new stuff to the shop today, including 5 new shirts and a bunch of signed prints. This is intended for you people who actually buy Christmas presents ahead of time, rather than at the gas station on Christmas eve like I do.
New Shirt: Unicorn Tetherball


Available in silver and pink, men's and women's sizes.
New Shirt: There's a polar bear in my coffee

Comes on light blue in men's and women's sizes on a light blue shirt.
New Shirt: The Gayroller 2000

I finally turned the Gayroller 2000 from What it means when you say literally into a shirt. It's available in both men's and women's sizes.
New Shirt: War Kitten

Kittens love war. Available on army green in men's and women's sizes.
New Shirt: Bears Love Boomboxes
Music for the slaughter

Available in silver, unisex sizing.
New Shirt: A salutation for all you fine gentlemen out there.

Available in green, unisex sizing.
New Posters & Prints
Poster: Why working at home is both horrible and awesome

From this comic, sized at 18″×24″(45cm x 61cm).
Signed Print: 6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work

From this comic, sized at 12"x18" (30cm x 45cm) and signed by The Oatmeal himself.
Signed Print: 6 reasons bacon is better than true love

From this comic, sized at 12"x18" (30cm x 45cm) and signed by The Oatmeal himself.
Signed Print: 8 ways to prepare your pets for war

From this comic, sized at 12"x18" (30cm x 45cm) and signed by The Oatmeal himself.
Signed Print: 7 reasons to keep your t-rex OFF crack cocaine

From this comic, sized at 12"x18" (30cm x 45cm) and signed by The Oatmeal himself.
You can view all the new stuff here. As always, I appreciate the support.
Peace, love, and barbequed koalas.
-The Oatmeal
